Dragon, dragon, rap the dragon, Dragon Ball Z
Dragon, dragon, rap the dragon, MC JB

Welcome everybody to my hyperbolic rhyme chamber
Out in ‘89 arrives twelve years later
An instant hit in its instant transmission to kid’s televisions
DBZ fanatic though they keep repeating Namek
Will Frieza be defeated will we ever leave this planet?
Parents hate the violence so our episodes were cut
Now we wait an hour watching Goku power up!

Cha la head cha la
Coming at you like a Kamehameha
A Saiyan slayer, defeat ‘em with ease
Leave ‘em in need of a whole bag of Senzu Beans
Sky blacken, awaken the dragon
Wish they made a better live action
Up on a mission keep wishing back Krillin
Masenko-ing villains from Cell to Red Ribbon

In weighted training I’m Super Saiyan
Play Budokai, Hyperdimension all day
Making cellophane scouters
Hope they won’t explode if I go over 9000!

The teen Gohan of the game remember jamming on
Budokai the game playing, not a Hercule for the fame
The big guy, it’s under King Kai that I train
Special Beam Canon, planning, I must focus
Power level gets huge and Future Trunks knows this
On TV DBZ was like it exploded, just know this,
My CD is a Destructo Disk
Ripping like a claw from a dinosaur
Vid Kids wicked spitting like a Spirit Bomb
With my android phone Gero made
Is where I’m gonna go and punch Jeice in the face
Waste people that’ll be fun
Especially when it’s coming from my Galick Gun
Battling Saibermen till the battle has ended
Then Kid goes Super Saiyan ascended.