So I sleep in late give me a break it’s a lazy Sunday
Well, give or take maybe it's Monday
Some days seem to blur into one day
Each day gone the same when you’re bordering on
Groundhog up in the suburbs
Couch bound bored and malnourished
Cause 2-minute-noodles lack the nutrition
To exhibit symptoms of wanting to work

Expectations are low never disappointed
Life goals perfected in avoidance
Accept you're going nowhere fast
Pop a corona, success at last
Learnt my life philosophy from Homer
Listen, not the Greek poet the Simpson
Enlist his wisdom if problems are brewing
"If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing"


Wake up I put on yesterday’s pants
I pick up my guitar with the shoes string strap
My phones not out of credit I just havent turned it on
And I'm never late for work cause I've never had a job

I'm a slacker wooaaaaahhhhh
I'm a slacker wooaaaaahhhhh


Monday-itis? I got Janurary-itis twenty-thirteen,
This millennium-itis
I find it’s my eye lids are tired, not wired to widen for noon never seen the sun rise
Inside I’m waiting a bear hibernating for the winter
Except i hibernate all year and come out like
Never get to the finish cause i never started
But I still arrive on my own time regardless

Part time artist, the hardest part is finding the time to feel inspired
As if society conspired against my kind
With responsibilities and 9 to 5s
I won’t waste my days to a minimum wage
Put the pen to the page for a minimum grade
Unpaid not unemployed I’m just a student
Well that’s the excuse that I’m choosing to use


Beat that block when I write with a beer can
Stay inside locked pale white Playstation tan
Arts major man no cards in hand
Kick back I’m slack don’t give a damn
Like Jack Black stick it to the man I am nocturnal won't work I'll
Pass nights watching infomercials
Alive on a pizza diet like a ninja turtle
Won’t leave my shell for certain don’t wanna awaken
When just waking up takes your days motivation
Attention is failing but its life as I choose it
I'm just relaxed don't mistake me for useless
The truth is, I’m too lazy to finish this verse.