In Saw Jigsaw was on the floor all along
In King Kong, Kong dies from the fall
Empire state to the road below
In Moon, the main characters a clone
Leias Luke’s sister and Vaders his father
Who severed his hand like James Franco's arm
Bruce is a ghost in the Sixth Sense
Mementos of out sequence edited
Tyler Durden isn’t a person and when will they learn
Splitting up in horror films only makes things worse
When Harry Potter dies he comes back to life
Unlike Snape who turns out to be a good guy

Think I might ruin every film that your viewing
Tell you how it goes before you see the show
I can name the five Cylons, films DiCaprio dies on
Tell you how it goes before you've seen the show

Reality’s the biggest spoiler
The Titanic sinks deep in the water
The 300 are slaughtered, out numbered
In 500 Days of Summer, she’s not his true lover
In The Prestige, Bale had a brother
Monty Python and the Holy Grail unveiled
They were escaped patients, mentally ill
Truman’s life’s fake like Vanilla Sky
I know it’s not a film but the cake is a lie

In Game of Thrones, Sean Bean dies
On The Island, Sean Bean dies
In Equilibrium, Sean Bean dies
One does not simply live through a movie
In Golden Eye, Sean Bean dies
In Lord of the Rings, Sean Bean dies
In Death Race 2, Sean Bean dies
One does not simply, live through a movie